In a crowd
With no escape
is when I feel
My privates wake!

Got to find
some privacy
or they will see
me scratching me!

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My balls itch!
They're itching, I gotta scratch 'em
Way down low!
My balls are a ball of fire
My balls itch!
They're itching, I gotta scratch 'em
Way down low!
My balls are a ball of fire

Irritation
Toleration
Scrotum itching
Leaves me bitching

Can't endure this
Epidermis
Scrotum itching
Leave me buh...
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Tension builds
There's got to be
a way to end
my agony
pockets deep
where no one sees
I find the keys
to my relief!

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